Greetings, The kitchen is the heart of the home. It’s where you’re bound to find your kids or siblings pilfering snacks from the pantry, where mom’s cooking inevitably draws a crowd, and where sometimes there are so many people at family gatherings that someone feels comfortable enough to hop up and sit right on the counter. Food brings life, and people will always gather with the ones they love wherever the food is being cooked.
Greetings, It’s the middle of February, which means everyone is officially tired of winter, but the vast majority of the country still has quite a few cold weeks or even months ahead. To make it through the final stretch of the winter doldrums, we’ve cultivated a fine list of cozy winter comforts from some great American companies. If it’s warm where you are and you don’t need any blankets, downs, or woolens, well, perhaps you
Greetings, Yes, football is now gay: The NFL literally told us so last summer. Yes, the highest paid athletes in the world commonly complain they are victims of oppression. Yes, players kneel for America’s national anthem and the league has started playing two national anthems segregated by race. We could go on and on: We’re sure we’re not the only ones who have tuned out of more than our fair share of games this season, upset that the NFL appears to
Greetings, Like pretty much every holiday, Valentine’s Day has been aggressively corporatized—the next theme brought in immediately after Christmas to fill the shelves of drug stores and supermarkets in an attempt to drive up sales. But behind the gleaming pink, teddy bears, and rushed attempts to find a romantic dinner spot for a date, there really is something worth celebrating in this holiday: the love between a man and a woman. No, not the love
Greetings, People on the right (or heck, even just people who don’t completely embrace tech totalitarianism) know that Google isn’t on our side. Google tracks us in stunning detail, it manipulates our search results, and it reads our emails. Yet when you ask someone for their personal email, most times when they spell it out, it ends with “@gmail.com.” The same thing happens with browsers. You may not prefer to use Google to search for everything, but what are
Press Statement | January 24, 2022 Dear Readers, In last week’s issue of ALIGN, you saw a preview of our stand against Carhartt’s oppressive vaccine mandate. As a regular, you know we work to build up companies that love our country and hold ones to account that are hostile to its people. Today, we released this statement publicly to inform companies hoping to make money off of you that anti-American decisions have consequences. We will continue
Greetings, You may not know it, but ALIGN is actually part of a bigger organization called New Founding. New Founding is completely devoted to supporting a pro-American economy, rebuilding a media universe that shares our values, and helping you live a more human life free from things like impersonal, globalized corporations, the hectoring assaults of woke tyrants, or the malicious manipulations of Big Tech. With that common mission in mind, we are absolutely thrilled to announce
Greetings, It’s over! The mad rush to prepare for Christmas, spend quality time with family members, and make it to the end of the year is done. We’ve got almost two full weeks of January under our belt, and for the first time in a month (or more?) it feels like we actually have a brief moment to take a breath and survey the field. If you still have a few stray Christmas decorations up,
Greetings, It’s a new year, which means Americans across the country have started facing up to the cold January realization that maybe a new fitness routine or gym membership could be worthwhile after overindulging in sweets, booze, and couch time over the Christmas holiday. But it’s best not to buy any old gym membership or workout equipment. Unfortunately, chances are if you go to the closest chain of gyms or buy the most popular stationary
Greetings, New Year’s Day is fast approaching. It’s time for sequin outfits, cheap party hats, and adults forcing themselves to stay up until 12:01am before they can respectably call it quits. Whether you’re relieved by the coming close of 2021, hopeful in the coming of 2022, or just looking for an excuse to pop a bottle of bubbly with some friends, there is one standard feature of just about every New Years’ party: booze! Below, you’ll
